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    Wednesday, September 19th, 2001
    6:20 am
    Okay this started out as Crystal's journal then Tasha started using it.

    new journals:
    Wednesday, September 5th, 2001
    12:26 am
    kiss my stars
    blah blah blah.
    Tuesday, August 28th, 2001
    9:36 pm
    p a n i k
    so today, i didn't do much of anything. i went out w/ davids mom+we went to some herbal store, and the doctor, and the grocery store, and i tried to get a job application, which would've hired me on the spot, but i'm 2 months away from being 16, so they told me to come back when i was, and i also have to get an invisible nose ring, blah. i'm bored, and completely broke, at least for the next few days until september's cash flows in. i am obsessed with these buttons ( they're so cute, and i am so obsessed that i picked out 81 of them. 13 are custom, and i picked some for david. i hope he likes them. i feel like going somewhere or doing something. i do not feel productive at all. i talked to my mom yesterday, and she said for my birthday she's getting me $150 worth of books. davids mom+me are going to see a lawyer next tuesday for guardianship, hopefully i'll start homeschooling shortly after. we might go to fairhope, al this weekend to see david's family. i don't know if i want to go, his grandma seems mean. hehe. xoxo.
    Wednesday, August 22nd, 2001
    4:37 am
    I've moved... click click click!!!
    Tuesday, August 21st, 2001
    11:25 am
    MathRobot: are you wearing eye makeup?
    My midol: no
    MathRobot: oooohh
    My midol: :/

    Monday, August 20th, 2001
    5:07 pm
    I like to take pictures of the tv.

    6:25 am
    MathRobot: youre cute like cold fusion
    2:13 am
    Iamdollbutt: hail is when god has lice
    Sunday, August 19th, 2001
    1:02 pm
    I was just asleep, on my parents bed.. because Charlotte is sleeping in mine, then my parents came home, and I guess my dad didn't relize that I had shut their bedroom door, and he ran right into it, It scarred the shit out of me.. hahah. Now I am wide awake.

    I found an old latin test of mine lastnight.

    Does anyone love Ed, Edd, and Eddy as much as I do??
    9:33 am
    I gave jerkoff a new layout, it's pretty horrid not my best work at all.. I've been feeling drained (webdesignblock?). Once I come up with some fresh ideas.. that stuff is coming down! ;D hah. I think that EVERYONE should watch Samurai Jack tomorrow (monday) at 8pm on Cartoon Network, it's sooo rad!
    9:31 am
    Okay, there's a lightening storm.. ya know? and someone randomly IM's me.. so here.. I'm going to share the conversation with you, becuase I find it slightly amusing and I'm pretty bored!

    PJ the Smart Azz: you certainly have an interesting quote listed in your profile
    My midol: thanks..
    PJ the Smart Azz: hope you are staying in out of the rain
    My midol: Nope... I'm outside holding a steel rod right now.
    PJ the Smart Azz: i can see you have a since of humor
    My midol: Sense of humor? What's that?
    PJ the Smart Azz: very funny
    PJ the Smart Azz: i dont think I need to explain it to you
    My midol: Hmmm... okay.
    Saturday, August 18th, 2001
    3:59 am
    Look!! I move!!!! ;\

    Friday, August 17th, 2001
    9:56 pm
    I just love the comics that my parents give me..

    9:32 pm
    I made some WALLPAPERS!!
    Thursday, August 16th, 2001
    9:05 am
    Ohhhh my friend Diana bought a domain and it's up, and really pretty so go check it out!
    Tuesday, August 14th, 2001
    10:37 am
    Wow WOW wow WOowooww, It's been a long time since I've posted, but yeh, I had a job interview thursday, and the guy was like, I'll call you tomorrow, and he never called, SO I'm guessing I didn't get the job, ah oh well, the search continues. In other NEWSSSSS I moved my site to /jerkoff. I've been flirting with the idea of buying a new domain, but a job would help with that.
    Sunday, July 29th, 2001
    4:25 am
    MathRobot: ::waves glow sticks::
    Fire the gun: *sticks it up your ass*
    MathRobot: ::likes it::

    Current Mood: impressed
    3:12 am
    Mike is DA BOMB!!
    Spine monstre: hahaha yeh
    MathRobot: i want to be on real world with hot chicks
    MathRobot: and cute boys
    Spine monstre: Awww
    MathRobot: i would bang everyone in the house
    Spine monstre: Go for it!
    Spine monstre: hhahahaha
    MathRobot: it would be a real world first
    Spine monstre: ;P
    Spine monstre: hahahah yeh
    Spine monstre: go for it!
    MathRobot: can you imagine the confessionals?
    MathRobot: "whewwwww...just got done banging jeff"
    MathRobot: "he was very attentive, but i found his total performance lacking"
    Spine monstre: hahaha
    MathRobot: like all the footage of me would be blurred out screwing footage
    Spine monstre: Yeh
    Spine monstre: ALL OF IT
    MathRobot: except the first three minutes of the first episode
    Spine monstre: You'd always be naked.
    Spine monstre: Hahahaha No..
    Spine monstre: you'd show up naked.
    MathRobot: id be walking around with a half stock
    MathRobot: tube sock
    Spine monstre: Yeh..
    Spine monstre: I could see it now.
    Spine monstre: "Mike... just fuck me" - hot chick one
    Spine monstre: "NO FUCK ME MIKE" - hot boy 3
    MathRobot: they would never show me
    Spine monstre: :\
    MathRobot: but you would be able to see me in the background all the time
    MathRobot: and you would ALWAYS be able to hear me
    Spine monstre: Hahh yeh?
    MathRobot: yeah
    Spine monstre: rad.
    Spine monstre: You'd be the sexrobot
    MathRobot: in the on the other side of the house
    MathRobot: when other people would be in the confessional booth
    Spine monstre: Yeh..
    MathRobot: you would hear muffled fucking noises
    Spine monstre: Talking about sex with you.
    Spine monstre: yeh..
    MathRobot: and like "call me robocop!! call me last of the mohicans"
    Spine monstre: Hahahahah
    MathRobot: "call me ninja turtles"
    MathRobot: "CALL ME NINJA TURTLES!!!!"
    Spine monstre: "OHHHHH NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!"
    MathRobot: "OH NINJA TURTLES"
    Spine monstre: Hahahah.
    MathRobot: "...fight fight that villain"
    MathRobot: "ohhhhhhhhhh donaTELLOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    MathRobot: hehe
    Spine monstre: hehehe ;x
    MathRobot: it would be great for ratings
    Spine monstre: Hell yeh,
    Spine monstre: It would be
    Spine monstre: "the real world: fucks mike"
    MathRobot: and if it ever showed me not fucking someone
    MathRobot: i would be stroking
    Spine monstre: Yeh..
    MathRobot: there would be a house meeting
    MathRobot: mike " i just really dont think anyone is really respecting me"
    MathRobot: mikes dick "slappity slappity"
    Spine monstre: Dude.. You know how they make them have a job?
    Spine monstre: taht they have to do?
    MathRobot: yeah
    Spine monstre: You guys job, could be, to make porn.
    MathRobot: ....that they always manage to screw up
    MathRobot: yep
    Spine monstre: Yeh..
    MathRobot: it would show the housemembers going out to a club
    MathRobot: and would cut back to me with some dude bent over a table
    Spine monstre: Hahahahahah Yeh...
    MathRobot: and they would be like "i wonder what mike is doing"
    MathRobot: cut to me banging some chick in the kitchen sink
    Spine monstre: Always banging.
    MathRobot: always
    MathRobot: then.......
    MathRobot: my friend crystal comes to visit
    MathRobot: and we bang the whole cast six days in a row
    MathRobot: non-stop
    Spine monstre: Yup! that's the way to do it!
    MathRobot: we double team the cameraman
    Spine monstre: fuck yeh
    MathRobot: mike " i really feel that this entire experience has helped me a person"
    MathRobot: cut to me and crystal banging the executive producer
    Spine monstre: Hahahaha... and then we do it in the airport before I leave.
    MathRobot: yeh

    Current Mood: amused
    Saturday, July 28th, 2001
    9:20 pm
    Soft Picasso: You're so hardcore.
    Friday, July 27th, 2001
    10:35 am
    My personality test results, haha:
    Paranoid: Very High
    Schizoid: Moderate
    Schizotypal: High
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Moderate
    Histrionic: High
    Narcissistic: Very High
    Avoidant: High
    Dependent: Moderate
    Obsessive-Compulsive: High

    take the test yourself!
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