Mike is DA BOMB!!
Spine monstre: hahaha yeh
MathRobot: i want to be on real world with hot chicks
MathRobot: and cute boys
Spine monstre: Awww
MathRobot: i would bang everyone in the house
Spine monstre: Go for it!
Spine monstre: hhahahaha
MathRobot: it would be a real world first
Spine monstre: ;P
Spine monstre: hahahah yeh
Spine monstre: go for it!
MathRobot: can you imagine the confessionals?
MathRobot: "whewwwww...just got done banging jeff"
MathRobot: "he was very attentive, but i found his total performance lacking"
Spine monstre: hahaha
MathRobot: like all the footage of me would be blurred out screwing footage
Spine monstre: Yeh
Spine monstre: ALL OF IT
MathRobot: except the first three minutes of the first episode
Spine monstre: You'd always be naked.
Spine monstre: Hahahaha No..
Spine monstre: you'd show up naked.
MathRobot: id be walking around with a half stock
MathRobot: tube sock
Spine monstre: Yeh..
Spine monstre: I could see it now.
Spine monstre: "Mike... just fuck me" - hot chick one
Spine monstre: "NO FUCK ME MIKE" - hot boy 3
MathRobot: they would never show me
Spine monstre: :\
MathRobot: but you would be able to see me in the background all the time
MathRobot: and you would ALWAYS be able to hear me
Spine monstre: Hahh yeh?
MathRobot: yeah
Spine monstre: rad.
Spine monstre: You'd be the sexrobot
MathRobot: in the background...like on the other side of the house
MathRobot: when other people would be in the confessional booth
Spine monstre: Yeh..
MathRobot: you would hear muffled fucking noises
Spine monstre: Talking about sex with you.
Spine monstre: yeh..
MathRobot: and like "call me robocop!! call me last of the mohicans"
Spine monstre: Hahahahah
MathRobot: "call me ninja turtles"
MathRobot: "CALL ME NINJA TURTLES!!!!"
Spine monstre: "OHHHHH NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!"
MathRobot: "OH NINJA TURTLES"
Spine monstre: Hahahah.
MathRobot: "NINJA TURTLESSSSSS"
MathRobot: "...fight shredder...you fight that villain"
MathRobot: "ohhhhhhhhhh donaTELLOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
MathRobot: hehe
Spine monstre: hehehe ;x
MathRobot: it would be great for ratings
Spine monstre: Hell yeh,
Spine monstre: It would be
Spine monstre: "the real world: fucks mike"
MathRobot: and if it ever showed me not fucking someone
MathRobot: i would be stroking
Spine monstre: Yeh..
MathRobot: there would be a house meeting
MathRobot: mike " i just really dont think anyone is really respecting me"
MathRobot: mikes dick "slappity slappity"
Spine monstre: Dude.. You know how they make them have a job?
Spine monstre: taht they have to do?
MathRobot: yeah
Spine monstre: You guys job, could be, to make porn.
MathRobot: ....that they always manage to screw up
MathRobot: yep
Spine monstre: Yeh..
MathRobot: it would show the housemembers going out to a club
MathRobot: and would cut back to me with some dude bent over a table
Spine monstre: Hahahahahah Yeh...
MathRobot: and they would be like "i wonder what mike is doing"
MathRobot: cut to me banging some chick in the kitchen sink
Spine monstre: Always banging.
MathRobot: always
MathRobot: then.......
MathRobot: my friend crystal comes to visit
MathRobot: and we bang the whole cast six days in a row
MathRobot: non-stop
Spine monstre: Yup! that's the way to do it!
MathRobot: we double team the cameraman
Spine monstre: fuck yeh
MathRobot: mike " i really feel that this entire experience has helped me grow...as a person"
MathRobot: cut to me and crystal banging the executive producer
Spine monstre: Hahahaha... and then we do it in the airport before I leave.
MathRobot: yeh
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